I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 2 MINUTES AT THAT PICTURE OF NICHOLAS CAGE
I SOUND LIKE I’M DYING
I HAVE TEARS POURING DOWN MY RED AND OXYGEN-DEPRIVED FACE
so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and
So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager.
"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"
"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."
And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.
And I thought he was gay
mark nutt? i love him. the way he [clenches fist] marks all those nutts
that was wild from start to finish
[cue the dramatic music]
wake up america
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER